If I go on a tour of the house I might buy, I will need to invite a friend. That friend will need experience in photography and show business to take pictures of the slightest defects in the house, become horrified and demand a lower purchase price.
Yes, I will be spending most of my time on here today posting anti-war propaganda.
Priorities, we don’t have them.
how do you calculate the cost of eradicating world hunger? how do you define that term, “eradicate hunger”?
i fucking hate stupid stistics like this
But you have to admit it doesn’t take much to feed people who are starving when you compare it to all the salaries soldiers make and the destruction caused by war.
(Source: getinvolvedyoulivehere)
when you’re reading
Italian heart surgeon Antonio Amodeo and his team implant a tiny titanium pump, the world’s smallest artificial heart, in a baby, at the Bambino Gesu’ Hospital in Rome, in this undated handout picture made available to Reuters May 24, 2012. Doctors from Rome’s Bambino Gesu’ Hospital saved the life of the 16-month-old baby in March with the artificial heart, which weighs only 11 grams, before the infant received an organ donation. REUTERS/Press …
and it turns into
T̴̢͎̟͙̝̻̟͖̹̺̂̑̉̌̅ͩ͆o̊ͤ̆̒̈҉̴̝̯̯͖̰̦̪͙̱̣ ̵̧̉̏̏͑̍̏̈̌ͫ̄̍͑͒̀̚҉̥͉̣̜̗͍̯͉̯̫̣̬̻̣̩͈̠̗ͅi̐ͣ… ̵͖̤̻͖̬̖̗̲̟̰̫̘́ͬ̋̈ͭ̄̐ͣͪ̎ͪ̽ͫ̇̀͘͟͠tͮ̂̓̓͗ͤ̄̊… ̡͐̔ͤͧ̎̔ͨ̍̐̆ͯ̑̎ͫ҉̶̛͔̹͕̤̥̱̖͙̪̝̦͠ḩ̷͎̰̙̱̇̆̚… ̷̴͙͉̘͇̃̌́̎r̽̈͌ͧ́҉͠͏͏̳̬̜̟̫̺͇̝ȩ̡̛̜̭̮̲ͣ̅ͤ̀… ̢̥͉̺͉͍͖͙̞̼̦͕͖͎̝̞͚̘͖͂̑̐̉ͣ̀͗́ͯ̾́cͫ̒͛̂̈́͒̓͑̍…
T̴̢͎̟͙̝̻̟͖̹̺̂̑̉̌̅ͩ͆o̊ͤ̆̒̈҉̴̝̯̯͖̰̦̪͙̱̣ ̵̧̉̏̏͑̍̏̈̌ͫ̄̍͑͒̀̚҉̥͉̣̜̗͍̯͉̯̫̣̬̻̣̩͈̠̗ͅi̐ͣ… ̵͖̤̻͖̬̖̗̲̟̰̫̘́ͬ̋̈ͭ̄̐ͣͪ̎ͪ̽ͫ̇̀͘͟͠tͮ̂̓̓͗ͤ̄̊… ̡͐̔ͤͧ̎̔ͨ̍̐̆ͯ̑̎ͫ҉̶̛͔̹͕̤̥̱̖͙̪̝̦͠ḩ̷͎̰̙̱̇̆̚… ̷̴͙͉̘͇̃̌́̎r̽̈͌ͧ́҉͠͏͏̳̬̜̟̫̺͇̝ȩ̡̛̜̭̮̲ͣ̅ͤ̀… ̢̥͉̺͉͍͖͙̞̼̦͕͖͎̝̞͚̘͖͂̑̐̉ͣ̀͗́ͯ̾́cͫ̒͛̂̈́͒̓͑̍…T̴̢͎̟͙̝̻̟͖̹̺̂̑̉̌̅ͩ͆o̊ͤ̆̒̈҉̴̝̯̯͖̰̦̪͙̱̣ ̵̧̉̏̏͑̍̏̈̌ͫ̄̍͑͒̀̚҉̥͉̣̜̗͍̯͉̯̫̣̬̻̣̩͈̠̗ͅi̐ͣ… ̵͖̤̻͖̬̖̗̲̟̰̫̘́ͬ̋̈ͭ̄̐ͣͪ̎ͪ̽ͫ̇̀͘͟͠tͮ̂̓̓͗ͤ̄̊… ̡͐̔ͤͧ̎̔ͨ̍̐̆ͯ̑̎ͫ҉̶̛͔̹͕̤̥̱̖͙̪̝̦͠ḩ̷͎̰̙̱̇̆̚… ̷̴͙͉̘͇̃̌́̎r̽̈͌ͧ́҉͠͏͏̳̬̜̟̫̺͇̝ȩ̡̛̜̭̮̲ͣ̅ͤ̀… ̢̥͉̺͉͍͖͙̞̼̦͕͖͎̝̞͚̘͖͂̑̐̉ͣ̀͗́ͯ̾́cͫ̒͛̂̈́͒̓͑̍…T̴̢͎̟͙̝̻̟͖̹̺̂̑̉̌̅ͩ͆o̊ͤ̆̒̈҉̴̝̯̯͖̰̦̪͙̱̣ ̵̧̉̏̏͑̍̏̈̌ͫ̄̍͑͒̀̚҉̥͉̣̜̗͍̯͉̯̫̣̬̻̣̩͈̠̗ͅi̐ͣ… ̵͖̤̻͖̬̖̗̲̟̰̫̘́ͬ̋̈ͭ̄̐ͣͪ̎ͪ̽ͫ̇̀͘͟͠tͮ̂̓̓͗ͤ̄̊… ̡͐̔ͤͧ̎̔ͨ̍̐̆ͯ̑̎ͫ҉̶̛͔̹͕̤̥̱̖͙̪̝̦͠ḩ̷͎̰̙̱̇̆̚… ̷̴͙͉̘͇̃̌́̎r̽̈͌ͧ́҉͠͏͏̳̬̜̟̫̺͇̝ȩ̡̛̜̭̮̲ͣ̅ͤ̀… ̢̥͉̺͉͍͖͙̞̼̦͕͖͎̝̞͚̘͖͂̑̐̉ͣ̀͗́ͯ̾́cͫ̒͛̂̈́͒̓͑̍…T̴̢͎̟͙̝̻̟͖̹̺̂̑̉̌̅ͩ͆o̊ͤ̆̒̈҉̴̝̯̯͖̰̦̪͙̱̣ ̵̧̉̏̏͑̍̏̈̌ͫ̄̍͑͒̀̚҉̥͉̣̜̗͍̯͉̯̫̣̬̻̣̩͈̠̗ͅi̐ͣ… ̵͖̤̻͖̬̖̗̲̟̰̫̘́ͬ̋̈ͭ̄̐ͣͪ̎ͪ̽ͫ̇̀͘͟͠tͮ̂̓̓͗ͤ̄̊… ̡͐̔ͤͧ̎̔ͨ̍̐̆ͯ̑̎ͫ҉̶̛͔̹͕̤̥̱̖͙̪̝̦͠ḩ̷͎̰̙̱̇̆̚… ̷̴͙͉̘͇̃̌́̎r̽̈͌ͧ́҉͠͏͏̳̬̜̟̫̺͇̝ȩ̡̛̜̭̮̲ͣ̅ͤ̀… ̢̥͉̺͉͍͖͙̞̼̦͕͖͎̝̞͚̘͖͂̑̐̉ͣ̀͗́ͯ̾́cͫ̒͛̂̈́͒̓͑̍…T̴̢͎̟͙̝̻̟͖̹̺̂̑̉̌̅ͩ͆o̊ͤ̆̒̈҉̴̝̯̯͖̰̦̪͙̱̣ ̵̧̉̏̏͑̍̏̈̌ͫ̄̍͑͒̀̚҉̥͉̣̜̗͍̯͉̯̫̣̬̻̣̩͈̠̗ͅi̐ͣ… ̵͖̤̻͖̬̖̗̲̟̰̫̘́ͬ̋̈ͭ̄̐ͣͪ̎ͪ̽ͫ̇̀͘͟͠tͮ̂̓̓͗ͤ̄̊… ̡͐̔ͤͧ̎̔ͨ̍̐̆ͯ̑̎ͫ҉̶̛͔̹͕̤̥̱̖͙̪̝̦͠ḩ̷͎̰̙̱̇̆̚… ̷̴͙͉̘͇̃̌́̎r̽̈͌ͧ́҉͠͏͏̳̬̜̟̫̺͇̝ȩ̡̛̜̭̮̲ͣ̅ͤ̀… ̢̥͉̺͉͍͖͙̞̼̦͕͖͎̝̞͚̘͖͂̑̐̉ͣ̀͗́ͯ̾́cͫ̒͛̂̈́͒̓͑̍…T̴̢͎̟͙̝̻̟͖̹̺̂̑̉̌̅ͩ͆o̊ͤ̆̒̈҉̴̝̯̯͖̰̦̪͙̱̣ ̵̧̉̏̏͑̍̏̈̌ͫ̄̍͑͒̀̚҉̥͉̣̜̗͍̯͉̯̫̣̬̻̣̩͈̠̗ͅi̐ͣ… ̵͖̤̻͖̬̖̗̲̟̰̫̘́ͬ̋̈ͭ̄̐ͣͪ̎ͪ̽ͫ̇̀͘͟͠tͮ̂̓̓͗ͤ̄̊… ̡͐̔ͤͧ̎̔ͨ̍̐̆ͯ̑̎ͫ҉̶̛͔̹͕̤̥̱̖͙̪̝̦͠ḩ̷͎̰̙̱̇̆̚… ̷̴͙͉̘͇̃̌́̎r̽̈͌ͧ́҉͠͏͏̳̬̜̟̫̺͇̝ȩ̡̛̜̭̮̲ͣ̅ͤ̀… ̢̥͉̺͉͍͖͙̞̼̦͕͖͎̝̞͚̘͖͂̑̐̉ͣ̀͗́ͯ̾́cͫ̒͛̂̈́͒̓͑̍…T̴̢͎̟͙̝̻̟͖̹̺̂̑̉̌̅ͩ͆o̊ͤ̆̒̈҉̴̝̯̯͖̰̦̪͙̱̣ ̵̧̉̏̏͑̍̏̈̌ͫ̄̍͑͒̀̚҉̥͉̣̜̗͍̯͉̯̫̣̬̻̣̩͈̠̗ͅi̐ͣ… ̵͖̤̻͖̬̖̗̲̟̰̫̘́ͬ̋̈ͭ̄̐ͣͪ̎ͪ̽ͫ̇̀͘͟͠tͮ̂̓̓͗ͤ̄̊… ̡͐̔ͤͧ̎̔ͨ̍̐̆ͯ̑̎ͫ҉̶̛͔̹͕̤̥̱̖͙̪̝̦͠ḩ̷͎̰̙̱̇̆̚… ̷̴͙͉̘͇̃̌́̎r̽̈͌ͧ́҉͠͏͏̳̬̜̟̫̺͇̝ȩ̡̛̜̭̮̲ͣ̅ͤ̀… ̢̥͉̺͉͍͖͙̞̼̦͕͖͎̝̞͚̘͖͂̑̐̉ͣ̀͗́ͯ̾́cͫ̒͛̂̈́͒̓͑̍…T̴̢͎̟͙̝̻̟͖̹̺̂̑̉̌̅ͩ͆o̊ͤ̆̒̈҉̴̝̯̯͖̰̦̪͙̱̣ ̵̧̉̏̏͑̍̏̈̌ͫ̄̍͑͒̀̚҉̥͉̣̜̗͍̯͉̯̫̣̬̻̣̩͈̠̗ͅi̐ͣ… ̵͖̤̻͖̬̖̗̲̟̰̫̘́ͬ̋̈ͭ̄̐ͣͪ̎ͪ̽ͫ̇̀͘͟͠tͮ̂̓̓͗ͤ̄̊… ̡͐̔ͤͧ̎̔ͨ̍̐̆ͯ̑̎ͫ҉̶̛͔̹͕̤̥̱̖͙̪̝̦͠ḩ̷͎̰̙̱̇̆̚… ̷̴͙͉̘͇̃̌́̎r̽̈͌ͧ́҉͠͏͏̳̬̜̟̫̺͇̝ȩ̡̛̜̭̮̲ͣ̅ͤ̀… ̢̥͉̺͉͍͖͙̞̼̦͕͖͎̝̞͚̘͖͂̑̐̉ͣ̀͗́ͯ̾́cͫ̒͛̂̈́͒̓͑̍…T̴̢͎̟͙̝̻̟͖̹̺̂̑̉̌̅ͩ͆o̊ͤ̆̒̈҉̴̝̯̯͖̰̦̪͙̱̣ ̵̧̉̏̏͑̍̏̈̌ͫ̄̍͑͒̀̚҉̥͉̣̜̗͍̯͉̯̫̣̬̻̣̩͈̠̗ͅi̐ͣ… ̵͖̤̻͖̬̖̗̲̟̰̫̘́ͬ̋̈ͭ̄̐ͣͪ̎ͪ̽ͫ̇̀͘͟͠tͮ̂̓̓͗ͤ̄̊… ̡͐̔ͤͧ̎̔ͨ̍̐̆ͯ̑̎ͫ҉̶̛͔̹͕̤̥̱̖͙̪̝̦͠ḩ̷͎̰̙̱̇̆̚… ̷̴͙͉̘͇̃̌́̎r̽̈͌ͧ́҉͠͏͏̳̬̜̟̫̺͇̝ȩ̡̛̜̭̮̲ͣ̅ͤ̀… ̢̥͉̺͉͍͖͙̞̼̦͕͖͎̝̞͚̘͖͂̑̐̉ͣ̀͗́ͯ̾́cͫ̒͛̂̈́͒̓͑̍…
I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my url so follow me maybe?
Oh god this better not get a billion reglobs because it’s not funny.
Why do potheads always think they think of the first things ever thunk?
Why are we humans? Why aren’t we like like the eagle? Or a buffalo? Or one of the cute kittens on YouTube?
Every time I see this, I post this. I always will. I am a committed mother-fucker.
Old guy who is cool with beer, weed, and gangsta drama for his 15 year old son’s party…he seems like like I would imagine Master Roshi from DBZ.
Don’t ask why I’m at a gangsta party.
Why do people think these jokes are funny?
Because people like you find it offensive.